WANTED

Some sports apparel; shorts / top / and those things you wear on your feet (runners / sports shoes?)preferably tailored (bespoke even), black & European (Lacoste perhaps ?) receipts will be required, see NickBush@Farm2Pub

LOST

at 2009 Farm2Pub; several litres of sweat, slightly soiled, somewhere between the 70m mark and the finishing line. see DamienJoyce@Farm2Pub

FOUND

at 2009 Farm2Pub; an agreeable handicap, some ticker & a full tank of oxygen.They are all very nice and I’m sure someone must be missing them, happy to see them back with rightful owner. see DamienMcAloon@Farm2Pub    

SEEKING

A finishing burst and some more horsepower from Yarram Gap Rd onwards.Just the final piece needed to complete the set.Can pay in chickpeas or barley. see FraserHeard@Farm2Pub

LOST

at 2009 Farm2Pub; the intimidatory respect of my peers re my conquering of Sandy Lane. Don’t understand how/where exactly it was misplaced, had been a prized possession for several years. see GeraldMcCarthy@Farm2Pub   

FOUND

Wandering in a dazed state in Willaura at conclusion of 2009 Farm2Pub. Seemingly well bred animal, nice chocolate coat, but looking very bedraggled when found, limping, possibly been hit by a car. Answers to ‘Handy‘. see Farm2Pub organisers

WANTED

more compromising photos of the handicapper. see KristanBrewis@Farm2Pub

Are you tired ? rundown ? irritable ? feeling a general malaise?

Perhaps your suffering from PMT … Parma Meal Tension.
Relax because relief is at hand.
For those once a year Chicken Parma aficionados know that a Parma is only a few more kilometres away, waiting for you at the Willaura Hotel.
* for anyone afflicted with PPMT … Post Parma Meal Tension … please seek advice from Mick Carney

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAST LONGER
Are you (and others!) frustrated with your stamina and performance?
Do you want to get to the finish line with a burst rather that walking limply in?

Well perhaps you need XXX

i) X – get a sugar hit with some lollies at the comfort stations along the course.

ii) X – keep hydrated by partaking of some refreshing water when the opportunities present.

iii) X – keep thinking those positive thoughts. Like hitting your head against a wall it will feel better when you stop.

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